Old Guys Rule Tee Old Pirates Rule Tee - Ancient Mariner

Old Guys Rule Graphic Short Sleeve Tee - Old Pirates Rule

Old pirates never truly retire; they just become ancient mariners with a sharper eye for booty! We might not be plundering the high seas anymore, but our treasure maps are still well-worn. The only thing we’re hunting now is a good story and a stiff rum drink. Aye, the years have turned us into legends—just like the tales of the golden days we still spin!

• No One is Too Young for This!

  Unless you are 30 years old, this T-shirt is just what you need to show off your untamed style and your unique ability to grow even more handsome the older you get!

• The Perfect Gift for Your Old Man!

  Whether it’s your husband, dad, grandpa or uncle, this is by far the ultimate gift you could get them. Just make sure they’re not too sensitive about their age!

• For the Man That Defies the Odds!

  Our unique T-shirt design is NOT for the man who has given up on life. On the contrary, it’s the man that keeps looking better and better with age and challenges everything that life’s throwing at him!

• Quality T-Shirt for Quality Men!

  Made of 100% cotton that runs true to size, this premium T-shirt can be machine washed and tumbled dry medium. If you don’t want to ruin the design, do not iron it!